LOL! A beer and rubber gloves-what more could a guy want, hahahaha.
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LOL! A beer and rubber gloves-what more could a guy want, hahahaha.
<font size="4" face="Arial">Somebody other than myself to wear the rubber glove? I would wear it myself, but then people would start to talk. Who wants talk when you have beer and rubber gloves though? I could also go for a table or something to set my beer on. But then if I was given somebody else to wear the rubber glove, then they could also hold my beer. But then they would be standing there with my beer and my rubber glove, and what point would there be in my even being there?Quote:
Originally posted by Stacey.:
LOL! A beer and rubber gloves-what more could a guy want, hahahaha.
So I guess I will be leaving now.
Are you on a downer today Carl?
How about a 3' dwarf with a flat head to stand your beer on?
<font size="4" face="Arial">No, I'm at work and I have NOTHING to do here. Heck, it's 9:30 in the morning and we are talking about going and getting a few growlers of beer and getting ripped. Kidding, of course, but it is dull and slow here today.Quote:
Originally posted by Stacey.:
Are you on a downer today Carl?
How about a 3' dwarf with a flat head to stand your beer on?
The dwarf would work nice, as long as the bastard doesn't drink my beer.
I saw this thread while the sesh im in goes into a long debate about arrangements, so im gonna push it in quik, shoot my bolt and do one. Carl i read your shit man and think you Rock, however be real careful what you say about Dwarfs, as they are indeed a few verically challenged people around here .. (no names eh Spicey !!!) LMFHO .. Oh shit i'm in trouble now, and Lenniiii , bin reading your too about your thoughts on Parenting, and you DA-MAN ! Love you all .. now where did i put me Thunderbird?
Laterzzzzzz
BTW .. Spicey babe .. Wheres my Phone call off Electra-Kill?
Oh, I love short people. One of my fave past posters is a short guy himself, Dezi.
I am trying to think of something whimsical to say about short people, other than the old stuff such as "I love short people, I have a few around the house as end tables" and stuff of the sort, but nothing it coming to mind. I must be short on funny stuff today.
Oh...was that a funny comment?
No?
Ach, I'll try again later. I'm bored here at work, so maybe I will go around asking for short people jokes. Oh...wait...there is only one other person besides myself, and he just wants beer.
Oh, I also forgot about our resident midget, Sinmin!!! Sorry Sin... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I read your thread Carl and it was impassioned and heartfelt. Booze is the worst monster of all, simply becuase it is socially acceptable.
As was mentioned earlier, Pot heads and smackheads are not inclined to start beating people up and I bet the U.S welfare & Medical system spends ten times more on treating alcohol and domestic violence related problems than smack or coke related.
<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ September 28, 2005 12:51 PM: Message edited by: IH Rich Rags ]</font>
But let's not undermind (is that the right word?) the evil that is smack. If you do smack, the drug will kill you. There is no such thing as a social heroin user. They always becomes addicts. There is such a thing as a Social Drinker though, and they won't always become an addict.
Seriously, the only drug that should be legalized is pot, IMO. Prescribed Heroin maybe, in helping to kill and/or control the addiction, but no more than that.
I never want to see another curry pie again as long as I live. A good night turned shit for me that was. Was ill for a week on that crap.